When I asked my daughter today what I should write about on my blog she told me to write “Jesse is… the best”.  And that’s what I am.  The best.

The best father, the best husband, the best family member, the best friend.

I want to be the best for you, with either Honeybaked or Flashbanc.

It may be taking on too much with Flashbanc on top of Honeybaked.   See, I got a promotion and an upgrade in status as a seasonal gifting associate.  My job is to sell local businesses gift cards that they will then give to their employees.  Something nice for Christmas time.  I am getting paid to read, take notes, research, get out in the field (I get paid mileage), and to follow up.  I haven’t been out in the field yet, but am supposed to be going next week.  So I’ll let you know how that’s going.

But it’s taken me a long time to get back to this website.  You see I’ve been spending time with my family.  It was the weekend for me and my wife so we all went to the mall on Saturday, and to the Farm on Sunday.  There was alot of playing around.  And it was cheap, it was only 2 dollars for a pony ride.  We went today with my mom to the farm.  She paid for my kids to get in.  I want to thank her and tell her I love her.  I will tomorrow when she comes to pick my son up.  She’s watching my daughter for us tonight because my daughter just had to stay with my mom.

But it was a fun weekend, and it was fine to put the work away for a time, only to come back to, for the family.

I’ve been dropping off my business cards.  Instead of fighting with my wife the other day when she was yelling at me… I went out and got a haircut and got my oil changed in my car.  I gave the guy who cut my hair my business card.  Who knows maybe he’s reading this right now.  But I told him I could save him money on his credit card machine and he didn’t pay me much mind.  I know the deal is there I just have to take what’s given to me until it comes.  I’m excited and ready for the next deal.  I’m ready to provide value to the customer through the products I provide.  Both Honeybaked and Flashbanc.  I’m really going to focus on Honeybaked though with the Holiday coming up their really going to need me with my A game in there and making sales.  Yes! I got promoted and I am now a salesman along with my other duties at Honeybaked.

And I’m going to give up cigarettes.  I have some now, not too many but what’s left of a pack and that will probably last me through tomorrow.  But I really can’t afford to buy anymore.. Maybe a couple packs but not enough to fuel a pack a day addiction.  I just don’t have the moo-lah and I don’t want to make my health any worse than it already is.  I mean I’m a healthy 31 year old male, but I feel sick alot of the time from the drinking and smoking.  I just get along with it.  It’s normal for me to feel like shit.  I almost like it.  But I’ve got to change and feeling better will be just one of the many positive consequences of not smoking.

And I want this to be a real ride for you.  For you to genuinely get something out of this.  Whether that’s just to be entertained or whether you want to get real value out of these posts I want it to be for you.  And really I’m just writing for the hell of it.  I think there will be some people that read it, but not many and maybe not even any business owners who make decisions about who gets hams and turkeys and who does their credit card processing.

And I’m really excited to be selling Honeybaked Ham.  Their going to give me platters of ham and turkey to take to prospects to help them make the decision to buy gift cards for their employees.  Basically that’s the deal.  I give you free turkey and ham and you give me your business.  Maybe that’s not always the way it would work, but I’m excited that it will work and I’ll be helping customers fill their pockets with gift cards for ham and turkey.

But shit, it’s only 8:45.  I could write for another hour and 15 minutes and still get to bed at a decent hour.  I’ve got a full week ahead of me with Honeybaked and Flashbanc and getting my rest is important to me.  And I need more sleep than the average outstanding person because I’m a schizophrenic.  But it doesn’t really bother me anymore and I’m making better decisions with the help of my wife.  Not smoking and drinking is a good thing for me.  Even though I’m having a glass of white wine right now and planning my next cigarette break.  I love drinking and smoking, but I can’t afford it and it’s bad for my health so I’ve really got to just give up on the things that I can’t sustain in my life.  For my health, for my credit card, for my family, for the change that I want to see in the world.  Though I know other people will keep on smoking, that doesn’t give me the right to ruin my life and have to resort to begging my family to help me out of hole that I can’t get myself out of.  All I know is that I’ll save alot of money not smoking and drinking, and maybe I can still even do a little of drinking and smoking when the 2 weeks are almost over and I still have some money left over.  That would be nice.

Or I could just save the money.

For my wife’s new wedding ring.  Something I’m saving up for.

But I want to either save you money or provide you with the solution to you gifting needs for your employees and make Honeybaked your place for them to shop.  I can see you now, wondering what your going to get for your employees this Christmas and here I walk in with free ham and turkey and there it goes, deal maker down the hatch.  Let’s make a deal.  Let’s do it.  It’s good, let’s get it on.  I want to, and I think you do too.  Let’s make a deal.  Ohhh, this is going to be soo good.

And I hear voices, and after smoking a hit of weed, having a cigarette and coming back in with half a glass of wine the voices tell me I’m fired.  And if Honeybaked ever found out about this blog they would probably have me as their credit card processor.  But I’ve got to give it all up and get sober and make the dream come true for my family.

To live in a bigger house, preferably one with a pool.  I smell pussy.  I have olfactory hallucinations.  Sometimes I smell flowers, sometimes I smell garbage.  When I’ve been thinking about going on my sales calls I’ve been smelling garbage.  I probably need to clean up my act.  And really I’m only days away from it.  I’ll let you know how it goes.  Check back with me and see where I’m at in the future.  I thank you and I love you.

And the dream, ohh the dream.  To live in a house big enough for my family and guests.  With a pool.  I smell bandages.  The dream is also to have a relationship with you.  I liked it better when i was smelling pussy.  I smell perfume.  This is all the schizophrenia and alot of people think it’s interesting.

But I think I can be in sales because I think I’m the best at what I do.

And really what I think I’m the best at doing is convincing you that you can win the lottery too.  People do it everyday.  You can do it too.  And win big, that’s what I say.  Win the Mega Millions or the Powerball.  Win 100’s of millions of dollars.  Do what then?  I would probably build my own Jam factory where I could pump out blues songs like nobodies business.  With a drum set.

Who am I kidding, I’m not even really playing now.  But I could be. If my son weren’t sleeping.

But this is what I am supposed to be doing now.  Getting my name out there.  ex-pot smoker, ex- cigarette smoker, ex-drinker.  Pro family, pro work, pro lottery, pro sales, pro money, pro God, pro gratitude.

That and handing out my business cards to people.  JesseCreel.com says it on there as plain as day.  That’s all they have to do is type that into the web browser and they will come here.  To my home.

And come  out the other side a Flashbanc or Honeybaked customer.

The voices tell me that my writing will warp people.  That’s not my intention.  My intention is to provide value to people through my writing that they can use in their everyday life to make it better.  One of my favorites is a story from a Tony Robbins book where the guy was at the seminar and when interviewed he said that it was so easy for him to feel good.  He said that it was so easy because every day that he wasn’t underground was a good day for him.  That became a favorite of the Tony Robbins crew and one of my favorites as well.

But this has been a short journey but one I hope you enjoyed.  For now I retire for cereal and a cigarette.  Finishing off my wine now.  I drink to your health and the health of the world, and to claiming our birthright of wealth now and forever and prospering our families.  Love, Jesse Creel.